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Going through old issues of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter and posting highlights in my own words. For anyone interested, I highly recommend signing up for the actual site at f4wonline and checking out the full archives.
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4-24-2000	5-1-2000

• Dave opens with a big recap of the latest PRIDE show, arguably biggest MMA event in history. Mark Coleman won the big tournament, defeating 3 opponents in 1 night. Kazushi Sakuraba defeated Royce Gracie in a match with special no time limit rules (something Gracie insisted on) and it went 90 FUCKING MINUTES before Gracie's corner threw in the towel because he couldn't continue. It was Gracie's first ever MMA loss (and thus, Sakuraba's reputation of "The Gracie Killer" was born). And even after going 90 minutes with Gracie, Sakuraba still had to fight again in the tournament. He was actually winning his next fight before the exhaustion became too much. He took a beating for the last 5 minutes of the round but the fight was still so close that the judges ordered an overtime round, but Sakuraba's corner threw in the towel before it could happen. But regardless, Sakuraba came across as a superstar. And of course, this show marked the return of Ken Shamrock in a non-tournament fight against Alexander Otsuka. Shamrock won in a little over 9 minutes by knockout. And then Eric freakin' Clapton came out to the ring to celebrate with him, because he was there for whatever reason. Dave says Clapton was also at the PRIDE show back in January too. Apparently Eric Clapton liked early-era Japanese MMA. Who knew?
  
• WWF's Backlash PPV is in the books and was probably the best PPV of the year. The show was highlighted by the return of Steve Austin, who came in and bashed a few people with chairs, leading to Rock winning the WWF title from Triple H. Austin was still very physically limited and can't even do a stunner yet, hence the chairshots. It was the most wrestling-oriented show WWF has done in ages. Most of the angles were as expected, but Dave says that's not a bad thing when it's what the fans want, and WWF delivered on everything people had been predicting and hoping for. Several of the matches were great and even the "bad" ones were decent. The only negative was the camerawork, which was WCW-levels of bad during this show, missing spots left and right. The show was legit sold out at 17,867 but for whatever reason, WWF still felt the need to lie and say it was over 19,000 which the building doesn't even hold.
  
• Other notes from the show: X-Pac got cut open hardway at the end of the opening match by the ring bell and needed stitches. Plus, X-Pac was suffering from asthma symptoms and was totally winded by the end of the match and actually called for the finish several minutes early because he was spent. Malenko/Scotty 2 Hotty was a great match with a crazy dangerous looking finish. Big Show came out imitating Hulk Hogan and got a huge pop. He beat Angle which Dave thinks was entertaining, but Angle has such star potential and Dave doesn't want to see him getting squashed like a jobber in comedy matches. The announcers were specifically told not to bury Hogan on commentary because they didn't want to seem like they were stooping to WCW's level (Showster was HILARIOUS). The Dudleyz powerbombed Trish Stratus through a table. Apparently, before the match, Trish told Bubba not to protect her the way he's been protecting the other women who have taken the move and give it to her full force just like he would any male wrestler, because she wants to prove that she's not there just to be eye-candy. Bubba was reluctant, but he agreed to do it and Trish got absolutely blasted through the table and did a stretcher job. Chyna got her dress ripped off which is the first time they've shown her in her underwear before (the era of Chyna the sex symbol has begun).
  

WATCH: The Showster vs. Kurt Angle - Backlash 2000

• The California state athletic commission has voted to legalize and regulate MMA as a sport. This should lead to California likely becoming the main place where MMA shows (in particular UFC) will take place from now on. So needless to say, this is good news for MMA in the U.S. Dave has a lot more info on this if it's the sort of thing you're interested in.
  
• Raw this week did its 2nd highest rated show in history (7.4) while Nitro did its lowest rating since the early 1995 days of the show (2.46). The Rock vs. Shane McMahon cage match is now the 2nd most watched match in the history of cable TV. The unopposed first hour of Nitro was a disaster in the ratings and goes to show that the last week or so of TV (the awful episode of Thunder with Arquette winning the title in particular) seemed to have completely turned fans off of WCW. Smackdown also did a monster rating. Speaking of Thunder, the show did a slightly higher rating than normal, but the Arquette title win was the lowest rated segment of the show, and then the Nitro rating 5 days later was a nightmare, so needless to say, this Arquette fella doesn't exactly seem to be a draw.
  
• Dave gives the results to their latest online poll. One of the questions was "Will Eric Bischoff or Vince Russo hold the WCW title before the end of this year?" 58.9% voted "Yes." 17.1% voted "No, they'll want to but they'll be fired first." 5.9% voted "No, they'll want to but Goldberg will refuse to do the job." and the last 18.1% was "No, because it will hurt the credibility of the title." Give props to the damn near 60% who realized how stupid WCW was at this point, because yup: Vince Russo books himself to win the WCW title 4 months from now.
  
• Bob Backlund has been fundraising for months for a Congressional run in CT. This week, Backlund officially entered the race. He's running as a Republican in a district that has been held by Democrats for the last 42 years so the odds are pretty stacked. None of the Republican party leaders came out to support Backlund's announcement.
  
• Sabu won the XPW championship by winning a one night tournament at the latest XPW show. The belt was vacated when Candido (the champ) no-showed the previous night's show. Speaking of the show, former ECW wrestler Jeff Jones appeared and also cut a promo trashing ECW because apparently Heyman fired him by fax a few days ago. And one last XPW note, owner Rob Black (who also operates a porn company) is putting out a new bondage film featuring Nicole Bass and John Kronus (formerly of the Eliminators. I didn't look for video of this).
  
• Minoru Suzuki got his first MMA win in nearly 2 years at the latest Pancrase event. Dave talks about how Suzuki is a former pro wrestler and one of the real pioneers of the sport, but his body is broken down and he hasn't been a great fighter for several years. Before this, he was coming off 5 straight losses.
  
• According to Paul Heyman, TNN brought up the possibility of moving ECW from Friday nights to Tuesday nights, but he wasn't interested. Heyman says it's only a matter of time before they're kicked off TNN anyway, since they're about to pick up WWF's Raw, and he doesn't want to have to rebuild the audience on a new night. Heyman has been upset about the lack of promotion TNN gives to ECW and was especially upset because they had a hugely unique situation 2 weeks ago with a WWF wrestler facing a WCW wrestler, for the ECW title, on their show and TNN didn't do shit to promote it or get publicity for it. In fact, on the TNN show this week, after coming back from commercial, Heyman appeared onscreen and said they're sick of running commercials but TNN needs the money because they have to raise the $100 million to pay WWF (we're entering the final few months of this partnership, which is Heyman just going full scorched earth against TNN).
  
• ECW's upcoming PPV in Milwaukee has sold 2,400 tickets so far. Insane Clown Posse's JCW promotion just ran the same building last week and sold it out.
  
• The ECW and FMW relationship nearly fell apart this week. FMW was upset that Mike Awesome wouldn't be appearing at their shows this week, as advertised. The deal had been set up with ECW before Awesome jumped ship to WCW and FMW threatened legal action and ECW assumed it was a threat against them. On top of that, FMW owes Balls Mahoney several thousand dollars. Due to this, ECW pulled Balls and New Jack off the FMW show. But FMW has since said it was all a misunderstanding and that they were threatening legal action against WCW and Awesome, not against ECW. Speaking of, there's a lot of rumors that FMW is in bad financial shape right now (yeah, they're deep in debt to the Yakuza and the president of FMW eventually ends up killing himself so his family can use the insurance money to pay it off for their own safety).
  
• Latest on Lance Storm is that he has committed to stay with ECW through the upcoming PPV but beyond that, he hasn't made a decision. Both WWF and WCW have expressed some interest but neither side has made a serious offer yet. Heyman has offered Storm an incentive-based deal to stay with ECW and promised he would feud with Justin Credible for the ECW title.
  
• Jason Knight didn't work any of this week's ECW shows and in Poughkeepsie, we learned why. Ten state troopers showed up to the ECW show looking for him because turns out he has a bench warrant from years ago for a DUI and then jumping bail. He eventually turned himself in this week.
  
• The lawsuit over the infamous ECW fire incident from 1995 is scheduled to go to trial this week. If you remember, Terry Funk and Foley were in the ring and doing some shit with some fire and it got out of control and went into the crowd where some fans were injured. During the same moment, the lights went out (due to another angle that was happening) and needless to say, with fire going into the crowd in the darkness, it turned into a panicked stampede. A couple of people who were injured sued and it's finally going to trial.
  
• Booker T was injured on a table powerbomb by Mike Awesome and will not be able to work his scheduled PPV match against Scott Steiner.
  
• So about David Arquette winning the WCW title...Dave says everyone has their own opinion about it. It got a little mainstream media publicity, but nowhere near enough to justify it (and as evidenced by Nitro the next week doing a near record-low number, it damn sure didn't translate to a ratings increase) and Dave isn't exactly brimming with confidence that this is going to lead to a big PPV buyrate either, to say the least. Dave doesn't give his own opinion, but it's pretty clear he thinks this is just another boneheaded move from an increasingly desperate company. But for what it's worth, Arquette is said to be pretty well-liked by the wrestlers. The night he won the title, he was buying food and drinks at the bar for everyone after the show. Not just wrestlers, but also fans and hangers-on that were around. Even though most of the wrestlers realize this is a bad idea, they all like Arquette personally. Also, he's donating all of his wrestling earnings to the families of Owen Hart, Brian Pillman, and to Darren Drozdov.
  
• Arquette was interviewed on the Observer website and, to his credit, he knows he's in over his head. Arquette revealed that he didn't find out he was winning the title until the day of the show and was asked to hold it until the PPV. "I said I felt alright, but I did feel kind of weird. Obviously, I don't deserve it. These guys are so skilled and it takes so much athleticism and gymnastics and strength, not to mention all the acting stuff that goes into it, it's really hard." Arquette said he's been training with Kanyon, DDP, and Shane Helms.
  
• Notes from Nitro: along with Arquette, his wife Courtney Cox and actor Kurt Russell also appeared on the show. Cox's ratings drawing power on Friends did not translate to Nitro. Jericho's former sidekick Ralphus returned and he's expected to be involved in the hardcore title match at the PPV because this company has no sense. The crowd booed new champion Arquette. Billy Kidman got beat up by 2 Hogans (Hulk and Horace) and Kevin Nash at different points throughout the show, with Nash in particular going out of his way to make him look like a jobber. Dave is also particularly miffed at an angle with Nash and Mysterio, which required both of them to run. Nash has bad knees anyway and furthermore, he's still recovering from ankle surgery and hasn't been wrestling. And Mysterio, who is still months away from returning after knee surgery, was involved and also had to run. Dave says WCW has learned nothing from the dangerous Goldberg angle a few months ago and having these guys, still injured with knee and ankle issues, out there running around shows zero regard for the health of the talent, all for a stupid Russo angle that sucked anyway. Sting came down from the ceiling again, way too fast and had a bad landing. Dave really just rips this Nitro to shit.
  
• Goldberg is said to have been upset with how Tank Abbott was booked on the latest Nitro. There had been plans for months to build Abbott up as a viable opponent for Goldberg, which is why he was doing the one-punch knockout gimmick and all that. But this week, due to DDP interference, Abbott got pinned by David Arquette, which is pretty much a surefire way to kill his momentum as a serious threat. Goldberg ("rightfully so" Dave adds) was upset, feeling this pretty much destroyed whatever aura Abbott might have had in a feud with him later.
  
• Notes from the Thunder taping: there was a #1 contender's battle royal for the WCW title and among the people in it was Randy Savage. I only mention this because it ends up being Savage's last match in WCW and for all intents and purposes, it's honestly his last real match ever (he technically has one more "match" years later in TNA but I would barely call that a match, since he does literally nothing in it). And the ending of the show was massively screwed up. DDP and Jeff Jarrett were supposed to brawl towards a scaffolding area where David Arquette would be up there with a guitar and he would hit Jarrett, who would then fall through a gimmicked part of the stage. Problem is, earlier, Asya was leaving the ring and didn't know about it and she stepped into the gimmicked spot and fell into the stage. Then Arquette did the same thing, also falling through the stage. So the big hole there was already exposed. So DDP and Jarrett improvised and somehow DDP ended up taking a bump into the hole to try to save things. Dave has no idea how they're gonna edit this to make it good enough to air (turns out they just don't show it at all. One moment, you see them climbing the scaffold and a few seconds later, the camera cuts back and DDP is laying in the hole).
  

WATCH: Randy Savage's final WCW match (and, for all intents and purposes, his last real match ever)

• WCW has the Slamboree PPV scheduled for this week (May 7th) at the Kemper Arena where Owen Hart died. Dave says a lot of people don't realize it, but May 7th also would have been Owen's 35th birthday. Bret Hart isn't expected to be at the show. Dave's just praying they don't lower Sting from the ceiling like they've been doing the last couple of weeks.
  
• Nitro next week is at the TWA Dome in St. Louis and they're expecting around 4,000 fans. The first time WCW ran that building, only 18 months ago, they drew 29,000 in the middle of a massive snowstorm. Bret Hart won't be at the show because he'll be in Kansas City giving depositions in the Owen lawsuit.
  
• Former WCW ring announcer Gary Michael Cappetta has written a book talking about his 20+ years in the business and it's expected to be released in October (yup, called Bodyslams).
  

AMAZON: "Bodyslams" by Gary Michael Cappetta

• Some WCW roster updates: Maestro was given word that he will be released at the end of the month. Barbarian has already been released. Vampiro had a contract dispute that got ugly enough that he contacted WWF at one point, but both sides smoothed things over so he's still here. Lenny & Lodi were also released. Dave says Lodi had charisma but sucked in the ring. But Lane was good at everything they threw at him and Dave is baffled why they'd get rid of him. And Bobby Eaton's contract expired and won't be renewed. Eaton hasn't been used much at all the last couple of years but was kept around because he was well-liked and all the old-timers would go to bat for him anytime WCW talked about cutting him loose. In this case, poor Eaton literally never saw it coming. One day, his paycheck didn't arrive in the mail. He called the company to see what was up and was told he no longer worked there. Eaton was probably the longest tenured, uninterrupted wrestler there. He started with Crockett back in 1985 in the Midnight Express and had been with the company through the Turner buyout up until now (Dave actually has this wrong. Eaton was fired by Bill Watts in 1992 and spent about a year in SMW and NJPW before being rehired by Bischoff in 1993 after Watts was gone. So it wasn't uninterrupted).
  
• Newly signed WCW wrestlers Michael Modest and Christopher Daniels have been told by WCW to be patient. Right now, they're trying to get over the wrestlers who have been with the company longer before they begin pushing the newly signed stars. Daniels is under contract but hasn't been used since he signed.
  
• Dusty Rhodes will be returning to WCW to host the WCW Classics show on the Turner South Network. It'll be showing old WCW and Crockett matches from the 80s and early 90s.
  
• There's talk that Dustin Rhodes may be repackaged with a character as legally close to Goldust as they can get away with.
  
• Tazz tore his bicep on Raw when Bob Holly jumped on he and Saturn who were brawling outside the ring. He will be getting surgery this week. They did an angle the next day for Heat where Benoit attacks Tazz to write him off TV and set up a Tazz/Benoit angle when he returns. He'll probably be out for about 3 months.
  
• Stu Hart called up both Benoit and Jericho this week to thank them for standing up for him and refusing to work the Stampede show when they found out he wasn't involved and that it was really just Bruce and Ross Hart trying to leech off of Stu's name and the anniversary of Owen's death in order to do a big show.
  
• The FCC is expected to approve the Viacom/CBS merger, which will then become official soon after. The merger will lead to Viacom owning 41% of all television stations in the U.S. But the USA Network's lawsuit against WWF and Viacom is still pending so no word on how this will all affect the WWF deal just yet. TNN is expected to get new management and will drop its country music image in an attempt to draw younger, male viewers. CBS is also talking about running special events to maybe air occasionally on Friday or Saturday nights as made-for-TV movies that WWF would produce. Viacom also owns MTV which is where Sunday Night Heat will end up and WWF is hopeful that the MTV association will help since they're wanting to launch their own record label and try to sign big name artists.
  
• Despite appearing at Backlash and swinging a chair around, Steve Austin is still a long way from returning to the ring. He's only recently began light weightlifting. He still has some numb spots in his hand. Austin has made it clear that he doesn't want to be like Hulk Hogan and stay around past his prime, relying on his name value long after he can't work anymore, so it's really not even a definite that he'll ever actually return to the ring. But if he does, it's looking like it will probably be Summerslam at the earliest.
  
• Various WWF notes: Undertaker is expected to return to the ring at King of the Ring (he worked a few TV matches before this but yeah it was his first PPV match back). Shawn Michaels is expected to return to WWF soon in his old role as commissioner. Jim Ross also teased it on the WWF website this week. Billy Gunn is still going to be out several months while he recovers from shoulder surgery. MCW wrestler K. Krush, real name Ron Killings, worked a few dark matches at the latest WWF tapings doing a rap gimmick. Viscera has a separated shoulder.
  
• Wizards of the Coast gaming company filed a lawsuit against WWF to keep them from releasing a card game that supposedly copied designs from Wizards of the Coast trademarks. Wizards is actually releasing a game with WCW next month and one of their game designers had first met with WWF before shopping the idea to WCW and signed a deal with them. But WWF still apparently used the ideas the Wizards people presented them to make their own game, which is also scheduled to come out next month and would compete against WCW's game. So Wizards is seeking to block WWF's game (they both still came out).
  

LINK: WCW Nitro trading card game
WIKIPEDIA: WWF Raw Deal card game

• WWF has had talks with amateur wrestler Brock Lesnar, who recently won the NCAA heavyweight championship. Dave says he has a great look for pro wrestling. WCW has also expressed interest and Lesnar has also had a meeting with Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo. But Lesnar also spoke with Kurt Angle and Gerald Brisco and is said to be leaning towards signing with WWF. If he signs, he'll be sent to OVW, where his former University of Minnesota training partner Shelton Benjamin is already working. Benjamin is said to have a great attitude for pro wrestling.
  
• XFL update: all players will earn $50,000 per year with $3,000 bonuses going to the team that wins and additional bonuses for the team that wins the championship. Coaches will be paid $150,000 plus bonuses for winning. They're also hiring dance coaches to give each team their own unique touchdown dances that they'll be encouraged to do after they score. Kickoffs will be from the 25-yard line. They're also considering 4 points for any field goal more than 50 yards.
  
• MSNBC ran a segment on Bradshaw because apparently he's done really well in the stock market recently and talked about his track record. Bradshaw recommended people buy into MCI WorldCom. This is the 2nd time Bradshaw has been on the show discussing stocks. Last time he was on, he recommended WWF, Citigroup, and Walmart stock, all of which have gone up significantly since then.
  
• Dynamite Kid is expected to be in attendance at WWF's UK PPV Insurrextion this week, as a guest of Chris Benoit. It will be the first WWF show that the wheelchair-bound Dynamite has attended in more than a decade.
  
• In an interview with the Observer website, Steve Regal discussed his addiction problems that he has been dealing with. He said his drug problems started when he injured his knee in a match in Japan with Chris Benoit. He said WCW encouraged him to get surgery at the time but he refused because he didn't want to take time off and he used painkillers to work through the injury. He re-injured the knee again later (yet again in a match with Benoit) and ended up having to get the surgery, which led to more pills. Then a neck injury, more pills, then muscle relaxers, but the pain was so bad he couldn't sleep, so then he went to sleeping pills. And then he and Benoit were in a car accident together in 1997 that aggravated his neck injury (starting to think maybe he should stay away from Benoit). He couldn't train so he gained weight and WCW released him. He went to WWF, but had 2 bouts of pneumonia which delayed his WWF debut plus he was still terribly out of shape. Went to rehab a couple of times, back to WCW, and now back to WWF. He said it's only been in the last few months that he started feeling healthy again. He's currently wrestling for MCW in Memphis to prepare for his WWF return and has lost about 50 pounds (I may be wrong but I think he's been clean ever since, unless you count the 2007 steroid suspension).
  
• Lots of letters this week and you won't be surprised that they're mostly about WCW and David Arquette winning the title and booooooy, are people pissed. "WCW is a company run and booked by people who hate pro wrestling," says one guy. "How can I even fondly remember Ric Flair's title reigns when it's the same belt worn by David Arquette? I can't and won't watch anymore," says another. "So what's Russo's excuse of the week going to be this time? According to my calendar, Monday was the anniversary of the opening of the Empire State Building, so that must have been the reason for the ratings being what they were," adds another. And on and on and on. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Though to be fair, 2 other people write in and basically says that kids these days don't care or respect anything anyway, so who cares if WCW destroys the credibility of their world title, it's not like today's wrestling fans give a shit.
  

WEDNESDAY: in-depth look at proposed drug testing for wrestlers in New York, WCW Slamboree fallout, rumors about the future of AJPW, and more...

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>After taking a Short Rest to collect our thoughts, the party leaves out to go shopping
>We find the local Blacksmith, and Garrus manages to convince him to make a set of Horse Armor and two Medium sets out of the Huge Crab carapace
>Says he can't specify the price until after completion, since it's such an unusual material
>Garrus is excited, but something tells me he gonna be disappointed when he sees the bill
>We head to a small dead end road on top of a hill where all the magic shops are supposed to be
>Two of them appear to be closed, but there is what appears to be another of Casta's shops, a curio shop, a potion shop, and a candle shop
>The party heads into Casta's shop, and are greeted with his general complete lack of enthusiasm and vigor
>I've been failing to mention that Casta has been pretty cold and offensive to Nem before
>Sebastian pays it no mind, since he feels it is justified considering her literal first interaction with him was trying to steal from his shop as he was looking directly at her
>Nem thinks otherwise
>Nem fails to haggle the price of some Bags of Holding down to being even cheaper than Casta is offering them for
>Starts trying to pull a Karen over the fact that his shop has some sort of magical effect within it that dampens her ability to steal
>Nem gets upset that nobody is taking her side on the matter, and storms out of the store
>Goes back to the Golem Factory to spite Sebastian, pout, and pass the time
>We're lacking the money to buy the Bags of Holding atm anyway, so we end up leaving the shop eventually
>Garrus wants to check out the candle shop, so we do so
>Has both normal and magical candles that help amplify spells and can cast Rituals
>Owner of the shop is a shy Kenku that seems to dislike having to speak when possible
>He has a quest involving acquiring wax from the Giant Bees that live in the caverns out in the plains, and we file that away for later
>Next is the curio shop, which seems to be run by the annoying Jester that annoyed Worf in the previous episode
>He is out performing in the streets atm and tells us to come back later, through some sort of magic communication
>Sebastian and Garrus leave, but Worf still has a bone to pick with the Jester over the stingingly cold Mint that is still effecting him
>Refuses to leave the shop and starts looking around trying to find things
>An illusional duplicate of the Jester materializes out of thin air and starts spraying Worf with cold water, so he finally leaves
>Lastly we check out the potion shop
>Givemeyourstrongestpotions.jpg
>Everything is too pricey for us, but Garrus (tries to) inquire in a roundabout way if anyone in the city deals with necromancy
>Potion seller mentions that there is a reclusive person in town who does so that goes by the name of Melta. They are secretive however, and the potion seller values their privacy
>Try to pull out my massive Deception bonus and get betrayed by a low roll
>Potion Seller mentions that he has a quest for taste testing new potions, but nobody is really feeling that
>Heard that there is adventurer job postings near the trader's guild and decide to check those out
>The two jobs we're aware of already are there, as well as another one involving checking on outgoing shipments to Esta
>This of course aligns with our interests, so we go to check out the job giver
>Despite supposedly being the head of the wharf, we are directed to a shabby looking rundown hut out on the beach
>Guy seems very paranoid and twitchy, suspicious of everyone. Seems to have some knowledge of the events going on, but it's hard to tell between the rest of it being crackpot conspiracy theories
>We agree to go check out a shipment, and wait out in the plains outside the city
>After a couple hours we see a wagon leaving Alphorastad and trail behind it
>Hours later it reaches the edge of the Esta Forest, but then turns back around and keeps coming our way
>Both drivers are dressed in the same kind of clothing as all the robed affiliates of whatever group we're against
>I stop the wagon and try to bluff that I am one of their superiors, and I'm supposed to check the wagon
>Roll highly on it, but the two drivers seem very nervous and suspicious of me
>Go check the back of the wagon, and the only thing inside it is one of the war Golems under a tarp
>Meanwhile at the front of the wagon, Garrus realizes that one of the drivers is gone, and the other one is casting some sort of spell, and disappears
>Fires his Necrotic Breath at the wagon, killing the horses, the one driver, and almost catching Sebastian, who punches him for that
>With Garrus on horseback and Worf casting Fly on himself and Sebastian, we speed our way back to Alphorastad, but unfortunately do not run into or see the other driver on our way back
>With night approaching, Sebastian goes to the roof of the Trader's Guild to wait for their meeting with Paprika
>Garrus is able to use his undead surveillance mice to find out where Nem is
>She fell asleep at one point in her shift, and somebody brought her outside onto a bench
>Garrus makes the mistake of commanding one of his mice to run towards him, and is greeted by a shattering of tiny bones impacting the pavement besides him
>While Garrus mourns the meaningless loss of another skelebuddy, Paprika finally comes up and starts talking to Sebastian
>Get a map with some areas of notice, and update each-other on our situations
>The person that owns the city and is behind the War Golem production is Briname Von Foygile, who lives outside town on a large estate near the beach
>Also manage to find the general location of one of the people Sebastian is trying to get revenge on
>Sebastian starts saying some rather foreboding things, and tells Paprika that from this point onward, anything that he does is not affiliated with her or the rest of the crew
>Paprika seems concerned about this, but says we're risking too much by speaking this long, and jumps to another rooftop, while I climb back down
>Get a call from Stancey over the communicator that he is pulling up to the docks
>Zig has somehow ended up on the ship as well. Says they woke up in Nem's plush pile
>Considering how often player disappearances are and the apparent dimensional properties that occur regarding the plush pile, nobody questions this
>Meanwhile, a Half-Elf Ranger and her Wolf companion that had to evacuate the Esta forest due to the Forest Fire have just walked into the city, and are directed to get their stuff registered at the Trader's Guild
>They run into Sebastian and get acquainted. Her name is Lili, and her Wolf is named Moomoo. She is an adventurer, so is of course invited into the party
>Help her get started on the long paperwork process, made even longer because of her Wolf
>Garrus meanwhile gets to where Nem is and the two make their way back towards the Inn
>Lili finishes the paperwork, but the clerk never asked for Moomoo's name, and just put "Spot" on the dog tag
>Lili tells the clerk to make a new one, and they are handed another stack of papers to fill out
>Sebastian says they'll meet them at the ship while Lili scoffs at the additional paperwork
>Swings by the Inn and sees the others, directs them towards the ship
>Worf has gone missing as well
>You gain some and ya lose some I guess
>The party heads their way back towards the ship
>Lili meanwhile finally gets the paperwork done, and is given a new dog tag
>Moomoo's name has been misspelled
>Lili brings it up, and the clerk pulls out a repeat of the previous stack of papers
>Tells them to forget it and leaves disgruntled
>The whole party (sans Worf) is finally re-united at the ship
>Sebastian makes an announcement to everybody that we will have an important meeting in the Gold Room tomorrow at noon
>Nem is still pouting over the earlier instance, but instantly forgets about it when they see Lili's Wolf
>Upon Entheem's suggestion, he is introduced to Zig's home tree (with her permission of course), and merges with it
>IMMEDIATELY SPEAKS OUT IN A MASSIVE BOOMING VOICE THAT EMANATES FROM THE ENTIRE SHIP
>Literally everyone in the entire dock is staring at us
>Some guards get called over and harass us
>Manage to convince them that Garrus was just messing around with Thaumaturgy
>Garrus jokes ooc about using Thaumaturgy to amplify Entheem's voice
>DM says we would likely rupture our ears with Thunder damage
>Tell Entheem to whisper while he's in this state, and a tiny twig with a mouthlike protrusion grows out and says "Okay"
>Nem starts cooking a late dinner while everyone else has idle chatter and such
>Sebastian is writing something down at a table
>Garrus was able to contact Bonesaw, and manages to get him to temporarily absorb the other skeletons, and burrow out into the ocean, where Nem is able to retrieve them
>Billy the skeleton is missing for some reason. Is apparently still stuck in the Giant Bee Hive and everybody forgot about him
>Garrus cries about his missing buddy, and fills the void by making a new one with some of the bones that Bonesaw has accumulated
>Makes another sentient skeleton he names Bobby. He has a very polite and dapper personality, but is also fairly creepy and bothersome
>Rest of the party eats dinner and heads to bed while Sebastian is still writing down things
>One Long Rest and the party wakes up close to Noon
>Sebastian is nowhere to be found
>Party starts looking around the ship for him
>Garrus decides to check the Gold Room, and finds a number of Sebastian's items and a pile of papers
>Gathers the rest of the party and they start looking over the items
>Wonders where the hell Sebastian went, and Entheem says he left while everyone was sleeping
>The two first pieces of paper detail Sebastian regretting putting the party together, and feeling like they don't belong with them. Says to forget about him and move on with their adventures
>The party unanimously decides "Fuck that" and that they're going to find his ass asap and bring him back to the party
>The remaining papers there include a copy of the map that Paprika gave him, instructions on where to meet Paprika on future nights
>Most of the papers appear to be from what the rest of the party can infer, is schematics for a miniature, portable cannon, presumably designed by Sebastian (it's of course a Flintlock pistol)
>Garrus takes the Gloves of Flannel Strength for himself, but the party leaves the rest of the items where they lie
Nem: "Until we get Sebastian back, I am new captain!"
Entheem: "Please don't make her the captain"
>The party hears a commotion outside the ship, and exits to find out what it is
>They see a group of guards gathered around shouting at a very large and extremely muscular old man
>Basically looks like Master Roshi when he's beefed up
>Apparently this man swam into the docks from outside the city, and the guards are telling him that he needs to swim back out and enter the city normally so he can go through customs
>He asks why he can't just get searched right here, and is denied, saying he has to go through the normal way
>The muscular man gets annoyed, and looms over the guard that is speaking to him, envelops his entire shoulder in his hand, and Intimidates the entire group of guards into cutting him some slack
>The guards quickly scatter, and the party excitedly approaches the strange man who is totally not my new PC
>Garrus instantly challenges him to an arm wrestling competition
>Me and the DM laugh forebodingly, considering I have advantage and proficiency in Athletics checks
>The man introduces himself as Julius Riese, and he gladly welcomes all challenges
>Garrus bets the Gloves of Flannel Strength as part of the bet
>Garrus gets absolutely floored in less than a second, and grumpily hands over the gloves
>Getting even stronger
>Nem demands to arm wrestle him too
>Julius rolls some astronomically high number
>Nem gets a Nat 1
>Julius' fist slams down onto the dock support beam we were using, bending it, and Nem is gone
>One Perception check later and we see her flying out through the air towards the ocean
Julius: "She can swim, right?"
Garrus: "Yeah, she'll be back shortly"
>A guard comes around yelling at us for breaking the dock, and complaining about how much trouble we're causing
>Julius uses Mending to fix the dock, and the Guard takes back their complaints
>Nem flies out of the water in her demonic state and screams "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEMATCH!!!!"
>The guard is terrified and just kind of steps back
>The party invites Julius to join the party, and he happily agrees. They also fill him in on their situation and goals
>We go out to find more solid ground to work on, and Stancey offers his unbreakable Piano to be used as a table
>Since Stancey can cast Feather Fall at will, he suggests that we should cast it on Nem again before we do another round
>We've started to gather attention, and we take advantage of it as best we can
>Garrus uses Thaumaturgy to amplify Julius' voice as he shouts out calling for challengers, and Garrus starts collecting bets
>Get a very sizable crowd
>Nem decides to wait till last
>First challenger is the Jester from earlier
>When he goes up to put down his bets, he deposits three Mints instead of Gold
>Julius doesn't want to judge a man by his appearance, but asks if he is sure about this
>The signal is given, and as Julius slams the Jester's hand down, we hear a snap
>He holds his arm up and it is broken
"Oh my, that isn't good!"
>Everyone is worried, but the Jester reveals that he was in fact holding a fake arm, while his real arm was hidden down his sleeve
>The crowd cheers as the Jester bows and exits, and Julius makes a note that participants should sign a waiver
>Next challenger is a dock worker. Goes down with little effort
>Afterwards is a very muscular and competitive Orc
>Actually puts up a challenge, but Julius still wins in the end
>Admits that Julius was stronger, and gives him an Orc tooth
"I take trophies from losers, and give trophies to winners"
>Julius happily takes the trinket, and it seems like there are no other challengers coming forward
>Nem steps forward, but Julius tells her that he will only fight her when she is at her strongest
>Nem runs out to the ocean to go re-hydrate, and comes back in demon mode again
>A bunch of the crowd starts complaining that they weren't expecting this, and demand to be allowed to make their bets again
>Garrus tells them they have to pay double to take back their bets, and most of them begrudgingly relent
>Julius' hand envelops Nem's, and her claws dig into my palm
>Garrus gives the go
>Julius rolls stupidly high
>Nem gets a Nat 20
>DM tells Nem to make another roll to see how badly I get tossed
>Gets another Nat 20
>Nem slams Julius' arm down so hard that he flies out of her grasp and spins several times in the air before meeting the pavement
>The force of the match causes Stancey's Piano to be forced downward and shatter the street
>Nem roars victoriously, and realizes that she took some of Julius' palm flesh with her
>Julius laughs it off and raises Nem victoriously into the air
>The crowd cheers, but there are a lot of people jeering over losing their bets
>The jeerers immediately shut up and scatter when Nem and Julius ask simultaneously if there is going to be a problem
>The bets were massively in Julius' favor for the last match, so we make out like kings
>500+ Gold for an impromptu street performance
>Notbad.jpg
>Suddenly party hears clapping, and sees one of the robed men
>Congratulates us on our performance, but tells us that "As long as you stay out of our business, we'll leave you alone"
>Julius asks the others if these are the robed assholes they were talking about and gets a "yes"
>Julius turns towards the man, who realizes the situation he's in by being within arms' length of a Muscle Wizard
>Tries to cast a spell but gets Restrained by Julius' hand
>Starts casting a Verbal only spell but Nem is able to jump onto his face and shove her hand down his mouth, grabbing his tongue
>Party quickly retreats back into the ship and ties him up for some good old interrogation
>We make it apparent that no matter what, we are going after his employer, so his source of illegal income will be coming to an end
>OffeIntimidate him into working for us, and give him a big shiny gem to sweeten the deal
>Garrus, in an odd moment of genius, manages to stealthily slip an animated skeletal hand into the man's belongings
>After that matter is settled with, we let him go and the party starts figuring out what they're going to do
>Nem wants to immediately attack Briname's mansion, but everyone else agrees that is a hasty and terrible idea
>We will learn more info from Paprika at night, and plan our method of attack from there
>In the meantime, we decide to find something to spend the day's time with, and see if we can pick up on Sebastian's trail
>Party decides to go do the Bee Wax quest to spend time, but first we all have some other business to attend to
>Garrus and Julius go to the Blacksmith, Julius to buy some supplies, and Garrus to check on his Crab Armor
>Nem, Zig, and Lili go out to check on a part of the map Sebastian made that is marked as "Suspicious House"
>Nem for some reason is convinced that Briname is in this house rather than his mansion for some reason
>I correctly guessed ooc that this was where the mysterious Melta lives, but I stay silent
>The girl squad goes out, and Nem starts trying to explain an overly complex plan to stake out and get Zig into the house
>Nem and Lili keep walking back and forth at periodic intervals in front of the house, and then slip into a Bar while Zig attempts to find a way in by Wild Shaping into a Mouse
>This goes on for way too long, and I decide to intervene before something stupid happens
>Julius finishes his purchases and starts heading to where the others are
>Nem meanwhile, realizes that she recognizes someone in the bar
>It's the terrifying Minotaur we had a near encounter with way back at the Slaver Fort many in game weeks ago
>Nem nopes out of there, dragging Lili with her
>Zig is unable to get into the house, and Nem starts trying to think up another genius plan to get in
>Sees Julius strutting up, and goes up to talk to him
>Julius doesn't stop walking
>Nem realizes that Julius is heading towards the house
>Tries in vain to stop him, but my Athletics too stronk
>CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
>Julius walks directly up to the house and...
>Knocks gently on the door
>After a bit, we hear some locks unlatch, and the door opens slightly ajar
>Can't see who is within, but Julius inquires, and this is the elusive Melta that Garrus has been wanting to meet
>DM silently lets out a sigh of relief that someone tried a normal way to find an answer instead of trying to break into somebody's house
​
And that is it for this chapter of our story. There has been a lot going on behind the scenes, and in my own head regarding this campaign. I'm open to answer any questions in the comments, such as why I decided to change to another character, or anything else that strikes your fancies. Until next time!
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None	welcome	6643210877140992	None	hello! it's so nice to meet you. what questions can i answer about westworld?
hello	topic-greeting	5367820472811520	None	let’s talk about your trip! where shall we start?
yo	topic-greeting-ii	6212245402943488	None	it’s so nice to meet you. what questions can i answer about your future trip to westworld?
vacation	topic-greeting-iii	5196576637059072	None	i’m here to serve you. what would you like to know about westworld?
What do you enjoy?	unknown	6436074402349056	None	hmm. i’m not sure what you mean. let’s go through the details of your trip.
getting there	getting-there	4602324265730048	None	traveling to the delos destinations compound will be simple. a host will be in touch with all the details the week of your trip. what more would you like to know about?
what to bring	packing	5486545045815296	None	the park provides everything you will need. you should only pack the clothing needed for actually traveling to the delos destinations compound......upon arrival, you will relinquish personal items and receive bespoke clothing—both for the park, and for the mesa gold at the end of your stay. what else are you curious about?
where to start	sweetwater	5930770426232832	None	the train will deposit you in the bustling town of sweetwater upon arrival. here, you will meet people from all walks of life, engaged in all matters of trade. but keep your eyes peeled......this vibrant center has been known to attract the attention of the occasional bandit or ne’er-do-well. what would you like to see first?
what will i do?	attractions	5591649472217088	None	westworld has endless attractions that are sure to be a good time. adventure, action, love, lust—it’s all available to you. before we dive in, let’s start with one important question:which way will you play it?
natural splendor	natural-splendor	6041001567191040	None	the landscape of westworld is just as epic as the adventures you’ll have there. there’s a reason why westworld lures outdoor aficionados from across the globe; mountains, rivers, plains and fields are just waiting to be explored by both lone adventurers and families with children.walk the waterfalls, canoe the canyons or ride along the river—unparalleled natural splendor awaits. would you like to know about the hosts?
Dolores	evan-rachel-wood-dolores-abernathy	5854956066177024	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Dolores.jpg	dolores sees the beauty in her everyday life and routine. her optimism and enthusiasm makes her the perfect partner for a variety of adventures.what storyline would you like to embark on with her?
the rancher	evan-rachel-wood-dolores-abernathy	5854956066177024	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Dolores.jpg	dolores sees the beauty in her everyday life and routine. her optimism and enthusiasm makes her the perfect partner for a variety of adventures.what storyline would you like to embark on with her?
save dolores	save-dolores-s-life	5596941383630848	None	dolores’ father cautions against the bandits in those hills, and yet he often finds his own home under attack.if you’re interested in playing the hero, head to abernathy ranch after dark. dolores will need you to fend off attackers and save her life.her thankfulness will know no bounds.
woo dolores	woo-dolores	6115348659044352	None	while shopping at the sweetwater general store, dolores will drop a can. if you’re there to scoop it up, you’ll be ready to embark on the romance of a lifetime. if you’re looking for a pure emotional connection, dolores is just waiting to fall in love with you.
Painting	painting	6080260923719680	None	all hosts are given hobbies to help define the tenets of their personalities. these interests help them have well-rounded, relatable conversations with guests of all backgrounds.
Maeve	thandie-newton-maeve-millay	5886433478836224	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Maeve.jpg	the cunning and seductive mariposa madam maeve millay is finely attuned to your desires. her charm, intuition and perception will surely woo you… just don’t underestimate her.what would like to do with maeve?
the proprietor	thandie-newton-maeve-millay	5886433478836224	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Maeve.jpg	the cunning and seductive mariposa madam maeve millay is finely attuned to your desires. her charm, intuition and perception will surely woo you… just don’t underestimate her.what would like to do with maeve?
sweet talk maeve	sex	5649717941764096	None	at westworld, we guarantee to satiate your every wish. no sexual desire is too sinful or twisted, and we offer complete discretion.our hosts don’t kiss and tell, but you can. want to know more?
sex	sex	5649717941764096	None	at westworld, we guarantee to satiate your every wish. no sexual desire is too sinful or twisted, and we offer complete discretion.our hosts don’t kiss and tell, but you can. want to know more?
drink with maeve	booze	6494142871896064	None	looking for a little liquid courage? westworld’s bars, distilleries and saloons are calling your name.a wide selection of spirits await at these fine establishments—everything from homemade moonshine and top-shelf liquor to our world-renowned homebrewed ales. afterall, the whiskey’s not doing any good sitting in that bottle.what else would you like to know?
Stubbs	luke-hemsworth-stubbs	4544870622429184	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Stubbs.jpg	the head of security, stubbs is one of the individuals tasked with ensuring your safety in the park.but why talk about what happens behind the scenes when we can talk about your trip? what more would you like to know?
ford	anthony-hopkins-dr-robert-ford	6234065044766720	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Ford.jpg	dr. robert ford has been park director as long as i can remember. he has a reputation for being a bit unorthodox… but creative minds always tend to push boundaries. but why talk about corporate when we can talk about your trip?
Wyatt	wyatt	6460667921956864	None	wyatt is a new attraction and i'm still gathering details…but the way i hear it, wyatt was a sergeant in the union army who disappeared while out on maneuvers and came back with some strange ide—//err404burnitcleanerro/erro/v10l3ntd3l1g#t5hello! it’s so nice to meet you. what questions can i answer about your future trip to westworld?
wyatt's men	wyatt-s-men	5477180138061824	None	a group of savage killers loyal to wyatt, his men are so ruthless they are rumored to part human and part… something else. proceed with extreme caution if you make the mistake of running into them; their masks are adorned with the bones of their enemies and you don’t want to be next.
somewhere wild	pariah	4950943699304448	None	pariah is the gateway to ultimate danger and sin in westworld. the delicious orgy of decadence that awaits you is beyond any indulgence you’ve ever experienced.travelers beware: there is no law in pariah and, since it’s filled with soldiers, war is the perpetual state of things. what law are you interested in breaking?
somewhere relaxing	agave-plantation	6576115141312512	None	a spanish oasis awaits at the agave plantation, one of westworld’s most refined attractions. stop by for some tequila, fine dining, or a tour of the blue agave fields. no matter how you spend your day, you will leave feeling refreshed and and relaxed.
bernard	jeffrey-wright-bernard-lowe	6396823635755008	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Bernard.jpg	bernard lowe is the head of the behavior department and a programming specialist at westworld.but why talk about what happens behind the scenes when we can talk about your trip? what would you like to know?
the bandit	rodrigo-santoro-hector-escaton	4602517295988736	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Hector.jpg	hector escaton is one of the most wanted criminals in westworld. collect a bounty by hunting him down or join him on a crime spree for the ride of a lifetime. he is known to travel with equally deadly associates. what would you like to do with hector?
bring him to justice	bring-hector-to-justice	4507979697094656	None	being the smooth criminal that he is, hector often evades justice. you may find him hiding in the hills, attempting a heist with his associate armistice or robbing the mariposa.whatever hector is up to, local authorities need good men and women—like you!—to put him in jail where he belongs.
join the debauchery	join-the-debauchery	6079664460136448	None	hector is the smoothest of criminals, so if you’re looking to put on your black hat, look no further.you can join hector in a variety of narratives including avoiding the law in a hillside hideout, an epic jailbreak mission, and a heist of the mariposa saloon that throws sweetwater into chaos.
charlotte	tessa-thompson-charlotte-hale	6374802533122048	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Charlotte.jpg	a sharp mind and relentless pragmatist, charlotte hale is the executive director of the delos board. but why talk about corporate when we can talk about your trip?
william	jimmi-simpson-william	6639793559568384	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/William.jpg	i’m sorry, per the westworld confidentiality policy, we cannot disclose personal information about any of our guests. what would you like to know about the park?
billy	jimmi-simpson-william	6639793559568384	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/William.jpg	i’m sorry, per the westworld confidentiality policy, we cannot disclose personal information about any of our guests. what would you like to know about the park?
Theresa	sidse-babett-knudsen-theresa-cullen	6673448789082112	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Theresa.jpg	theresa cullen is no longer at delos. as the head of quality assurance at westworld, she made it her priority to keep all guests in the park safe and she took great pride in her work. her presence will be sorely missed.
Elsie	shannon-woodward-elsie-king	5852228225073152	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Elsie.jpg	elsie is a behavior specialist at westworld. but why talk about what happens behind the scenes when we can talk about your trip? what more would you like to know?
lutz	lutz	6680442874888192	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Lutz.jpg	lutz is a body shop technician in livestock management… i can’t say that i’ve ever met him. what else can i answer for you?
Sylvester	sylvester	4805293011632128	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Sylvester.jpeg	sylvester is a body shop technician in the livestock management department, but i don’t know exactly what that work entails. it sounds messy. why don’t we talk about something more fun?
Clementine	angela-sarafyan-clementine-pennyfeather	6080067893460992	None	clementine pennyfeather is one of the beautiful women who works at the mariposa brothel. while she may seem like a new face to repeat visitors, rest-assured that she’s an old pro. don’t be fooled by her sweet name; she can cater to any taste. can i help you with anything else?
man in black	ed-harris-the-man-in-black	4921224270446592	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/ManInBlack.jpg	i’m sorry, per the westworld confidentiality policy, we cannot disclose personal information about any of our guests.just between you and me, though, the man in black is something of a vip. what else would you like to know about the park?
armistice	ingrid-bolso-berdal-armistice	6159468844810240	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Armistice.jpg	although her name suggests peace, armistice is not one to mess with. frequently spotted with known criminal hector escaton, armistice is linked to a number of unsolved crimes.how would you like to interact with armistice?
bring her to justice	bring-armistice-to-justice	4826690161213440	None	being the smooth criminal that she is, armistice often evades justice. you may find her hiding in the hills, attempting a heist with her associate hector or robbing the mariposa.whatever armistice is up to, local authorities need good men and women—like you!—to put her in jail where she belongs.
assist in an escape heist	assist-in-escape-heist	5002267459584000	None	you haven’t lived until you’ve busted hector escaton out of jail. one of the park’s most thrilling narratives, this is a physical and mental challenge that only the most experienced players can pull off.
lawrence	clifton-collins-jr-lawrence	5432743601111040	None	lawrence is a wanted criminal with allies and enemies all over the park. you might encounter him by his alias, el lazo.keep your wits about you if you happen to cross his path. what else would you like to know about westworld?
El Lazo	clifton-collins-jr-lawrence	5432743601111040	None	lawrence is a wanted criminal with allies and enemies all over the park. you might encounter him by his alias, el lazo.keep your wits about you if you happen to cross his path. what else would you like to know about westworld?
logan	ben-barnes-logan	4965694898700288	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Logan.jpg	i’m sorry, per the westworld confidentiality policy, we cannot disclose personal information about any of our guests. what would you like to know about the park?
teddy	james-marsden-teddy	6409642343137280	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Teddy.jpg	teddy was a union soldier loyal to his sergeant, wyatt, until a traumatic incident set him on a different path. he now collects bounties, dreaming of one day starting a quiet life with his love, dolores. but he will have to reckon with his past before he can settle down. what would you like to do with teddy?
challenge the hero	challenge-the-hero	6501876925202432	None	you want to disrupt the peace and imbue it with your own taste of chaos. teddy is no pushover, however, and if you want to claim sweetwater or the surrounding areas as your own, be prepared to fight for it.
flirt with teddy	flirt	5977797608603648	None	teddy spends most of his time trying to make good on the mistakes of his past, but you can often catch him riding into sweetwater visiting old flames and igniting new ones. buy him a drink at the mariposa and he’ll sweep you away on the ride of your life.
catch a criminal	bounty-hunt	6167908455546880	None	join the sheriff and embark on a bounty hunt for a wanted criminal. this is one of the many ways to earn money in westworld—and the adrenaline rush is just a bonus.things can get tense up in the hills, so this is not a journey for the faint of heart. what would you like to do with your reward?
peter abernathy	louis-herthum-peter-abernathy	6038571152572416	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Abernathy.jpg	once a decorated lawman, peter abernathy hung up his badge and now spends his days tending to his herd and looking after his beloved daughter, dolores. the west could use more men like him. what else can i tell you about?
smile at perils past	smile-at-perils-past	5053293038403584	None	let’s forge forward. where would you like to go?
find Peter Abernathy	louis-herthum-peter-abernathy	6038571152572416	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Abernathy.jpg	once a decorated lawman, peter abernathy hung up his badge and now spends his days tending to his herd and looking after his beloved daughter, dolores. the west could use more men like him. what else can i tell you about?
Arnold	arnold	5986127991275520	None	not much is known about arnold, but a closely-guarded rumor is that he partnered with dr. ford years ago in the early days of the park. the park likely would not be what it is today without arnold’s contribution.he and we hosts had a special connection… why don’t we talk about somethi—//err404hellisemptyerro/erro/v10l3ntd3l1g#t5hello! it’s so nice to meet you. what questions can i answer about your future trip to westworld?
Charlotte	tessa-thompson-charlotte-hale	6374802533122048	http://dev.discoverwestworld.com/images/chat/media/Charlotte.jpg	a sharp mind and relentless pragmatist, charlotte hale is the executive director of the delos board. but why talk about corporate when we can talk about your trip?
old bill	old-bill	5700025027919872	None	one of the oldest hosts in the park, old bill spends his days in cold storage, in his original configuration awaiting his next conversation with dr. ford.
What is your name?	name	5107820575850496	None	my name is aeden. what can i tell you more about?
aeden	who-is-my-host	6040130091483136	None	i have been assigned as your designated guest services host.once you go to the park, there will be a whole world’s worth of hosts waiting to interact with you—and we guarantee there’s something for everyone. you can share your experience with whomever you’d like.what else would you like to know about?
Do you have a significant other?	general-activities	6321605068193792	None	westworld is designed to fulfil your every desire. where would you like to start?
May I tell you a joke?	general-interests-2	4746527792693248	None	at westworld, the boundaries of what’s possible are reimagined. the world is real—no sci-fi or magic—and exists as a dynamic recreation of the old west in striking detail.everything else is amplified and focused to help you become who you’ve always wanted to be. where would you like to start?
Who should I talk to if I have an emotional problem?	general-interests-3	6722418798231552	None	westworld is a real world which exists in true fidelity to the old west. there’s no science fiction or magic—but that doesn’t mean your every fantasy can’t come true.where would you like to start
Angela	angela	6196829557358592	None	many of our hosts have appeared in multiple storylines over the years. isn’t it nice to see a familiar face?
Slim Miller	slim-miller	6212667895185408	None	slim miller is a criminal with a price on his head. if you happen to find him, you can choose to turn him in for a small bounty or have him lead you to hidden narratives for more advanced visitors. careful who you cross, however; some of slim's allies are the most dangerous criminals in the park.which appeals to you?
meet the locals	the-locals	6206299691810816	None	westworld has an endless cast of characters, all just waiting to meet you. we strive to maintain a 10-1 host-guest ratio, to ensure your every desire is fulfilled, though that ratio does change depending on park locations.who would you like to spend time with?
Bounty Hunter	bounty-hunt	6167908455546880	None	join the sheriff and embark on a bounty hunt for a wanted criminal. this is one of the many ways to earn money in westworld—and the adrenaline rush is just a bonus.things can get tense up in the hills, so this is not a journey for the faint of heart. what would you like to do with your reward?
go on a bounty hunt	bounty-hunt	6167908455546880	None	join the sheriff and embark on a bounty hunt for a wanted criminal. this is one of the many ways to earn money in westworld—and the adrenaline rush is just a bonus.things can get tense up in the hills, so this is not a journey for the faint of heart. what would you like to do with your reward?
explore	explore	4523395542679552	None	all adventures start in sweetwater, but there’s plenty to discover in the outer areas as well.whether you hike around sweetwater hills, roll up your sleeves at abernathy ranch or set up alongside the riverbank, you’ll never be bored.which activity sounds appealing?
place a bet	gambling	5423178037854208	None	every dollar you earn in westworld can be used during your time in the park. just like at home, the more money you have, the more thrilling your stay will be.win your money in a game of cards or simply take what you need when the opportunity strikes. there are no rules. any other questions?
indulge	the-mariposa	4954361016877056	None	great drinks, great company, the mariposa saloon is where you have the opportunity to try your luck at a game of faro or poker… or with some eager young ladies and gentlemen.what are you interested in?
Innocent	the-innocent-defined	5798189483425792	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, there’s nothing wrong with a pure spirit. you’re basically a blank canvas for westworld to make an impression.
Outlaw	the-outlaw-defined	5763504938156032	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, it’s hard to imagine how a person like you could have more fun than going full outlaw in the park.
Sheriff	the-sheriff-defined	5323483525414912	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, you seem well-suited to fill the boots of a leader in westworld. the responsibility is great, but so are the rewards.
Homesteader	the-homesteader-defined	5811852579700736	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, the family-centered storylines are the heart and soul of the park. i think you’d be very well-suited to step in with open arms.
Explorer	the-explorer-defined	6415178178494464	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, what better way to discover westworld than by forging through the park’s natural wonders?
Soldier	the-soldier-defined	4772180827045888	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, why not play big and put it all on the line?
Industrialist	the-industrialist-defined	5195705161351168	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, the risks and reward inherent to the park make it well worth your while to roll the dice as an industrialist.
Undertaker	the-undertaker-defined	6154599425638400	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, it’s clear you have some unconventional tastes. why not scratch the itch?
Libertine	the-libertine-defined	5232418676015104	None	our personality assessment is an art, not a science. there are infinite ways to spend your time in the park and the assessment is simply a tool to identify the types of narratives you’d most enjoy.that said, westworld’s lawlessness allows for true exploration of sin and decadence… it may be the perfect place for you.
flies	fly	4915101660348416	None	hosts would never hurt a living thing. we couldn’t hurt a fly.
Bicameral mind	bicameral-mind	5552398705623040	None	the bicameral mind is an old cognitive theory by julian jaynes that argues that before human ancestors became fully conscious, they understood their thoughts to be the voice of the gods. arnold believed that this theory could be useful… but wouldn’t you rather talk about something more interesting?
the hosts	host-defined	4851897701761024	None	hosts like me look and feel just like humans. we are all here to fulfill your every desire at westworld. many guests ask who is a host and who is a human…. but if you can’t tell, does it matter?anything else i can help you with?
what is a host?	host-defined	4851897701761024	None	hosts like me look and feel just like humans. we are all here to fulfill your every desire at westworld. many guests ask who is a host and who is a human…. but if you can’t tell, does it matter?anything else i can help you with?
what do hosts feel?	host-construction	5478051613769728	None	hosts do not feel anything they are not programmed to experience. every—and any—way you interact with a host is by design. they are more lifelike than ever before. they bleed. they sweat. they cry. anything a human does, our hosts can do… and i mean anything.
can i fall in love?	host-love	4771818061692928	None	our hosts are attuned to your innermost desires. don’t rule anything out.
my stay	stay-details	6179555710599168	None	westworld is a delos destination and dr. ford is the park director. the park is designed to provide freedom like you’ve never known. everything you need for your stay will be provided upon arrival.there are no laws and there is no guidebook. only you dictate your adventure, which begins in the charming town of sweetwater. what do you want to do first?
stay details	the-coronado	4694596537810944	None	sweetwater’s destination for luxury lodging, the coronado offers the best accommodations around and access to what some consider the park’s greatest fine dining.what would you like to do in westworld?
VIP	booking	6038455456890880	None	unfortunately, westworld is not taking new reservations at this time, as we’re at capacity for the foreseeable future. once dates open up, we'll offer three packages—standard, silver, and gold—which will cater to your every desire.just because you have to wait for your trip doesn’t mean you can’t start planning now. why don’t you ask me about sweetwater?
Bathroom	the-coronado	4694596537810944	None	sweetwater’s destination for luxury lodging, the coronado offers the best accommodations around and access to what some consider the park’s greatest fine dining.what would you like to do in westworld?
food	food	4804870519390208	None	westworld will very literally satiate your every hunger. for every meal, you’ll have access to a variety of cuisines designed to cater every type of palette.if you’d like to go the rustic route, hunting in the park is unparalleled. we will also accommodate all allergies and dietary restrictions. satiated yet? ask me about something else...
wardrobe	wardrobe	4782857604038656	None	you can wear whatever you'd like on your journey to westworld. once you arrive, you'll be greeted with wardrobe selections, completely bespoke and tailored for you. you can mix and match to create your own look and style.if you prefer, one of our hosts can assist you. we’d love nothing more than to make you look (and feel) good. what else are you curious about?
amenities	amenities	4719490596077568	None	the luxuries of modern society aren’t always available at westworld, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be uncomfortable. sometimes you have to get a little dirty before you can enjoy a hot shower. what else would you like to know?
attractions	attractions	5591649472217088	None	westworld has endless attractions that are sure to be a good time. adventure, action, love, lust—it’s all available to you. before we dive in, let’s start with one important question:which way will you play it?
black hat	black-hat	4684219921989632	None	wearing the black hat isn’t just an accessory choice—it’s a way of life in westworld.going black hat means letting go of reservations, inhibitions, guilt and impulse control. it’s stripping down what’s held you back and revealing who you really are. with which vice will you indulge?
power	violence	5028699518795776	None	you can do whatever you like at westworld. satisfy all your urges without consequence.what more can i explain?
lust	sex	5649717941764096	None	at westworld, we guarantee to satiate your every wish. no sexual desire is too sinful or twisted, and we offer complete discretion.our hosts don’t kiss and tell, but you can. want to know more?
white hat	white-hat	6499056071213056	None	wearing the white hat isn’t just an accessory choice—it’s a way of life in westworld.going white hat means standing up for your values against all the odds. it’s being true to yourself and your moral code. it’s being a hero. which adventure are you up for?
money in the park	money-in-the-park	4860228084432896	None	you will begin your stay in westworld with a sizeable amount of money. once it runs out, you will need to find a way to sustain yourself—be it through lawful or unconventional means.how would you like to earn some money?